March Celebration Gifts

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Butterflies

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Spring in Japan.

"The days are longer but in a good way."

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

Easter Bunny!

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Sun

Hope of spring.

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

The First of May

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Who's the daddy?"

The Month of April

March madness

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Spring

The Start of Spring

'Florabation.'