March Celebration T-Shirts

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Butterflies

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Spring in Japan.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"The days are longer but in a good way."

Easter Bunny!

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Hope of spring.

Sun

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

The First of May

"Who's the daddy?"

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

March madness

The Month of April

It's the start of March Madness basketball and this game is tied with seconds to go! I wonder who the hero will be? The nucleus is playing center, but he's been stopped by the defense of the bad cholesterol, who's clogging up the middle! The flu vaccine is the leading scorer. He never passes up a shot! Now the double-x chromosomes are asking the coach to put him in. Of course, the biological clock is running out!

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Spring

NBA Vampire

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.