March Celebrations T-Shirts

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Butterflies

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dancing Doctor

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"