March Celebrations T-Shirts

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Butterflies

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dancing Doctor

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Happy Turkey Day!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'