March Maniacs Pillows

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

The Fun Run.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'Jogger's nipple'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Running With Scissors Marathon

March madness