Mobile Maniacs Pillows

"Help! It's got my phone!"

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Love Hurts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Communication

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Lox Ness Monster

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth