Mobile Maniacs Pillows

"Help! It's got my phone!"

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Addiction to mobile.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Love Hurts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Communication

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Lox Ness Monster

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Journalist interviewing a bird.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'