Marathon Maniacs Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

'Costume - What costume?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Get a life

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

The Fun Run.