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August Kekule's dream

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Great events in Chemistry...

A misery of mole hills

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

New Milks

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'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

N.Y. Counterfeit Press.

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

A penny earned is quickly eaten up by inflation.