Molecule Maniac Pillows

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Love Hurts

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

Lox Ness Monster

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."