Molecule Maniac T-Shirts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Love Hurts

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

Lox Ness Monster

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

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