Molecular Magician Pillows

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

'How fast can you hype?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Entropy.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

The quarantine self cut.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

The writer's world

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

How DNA molecules combine.

Free and Open Source Software.

Tortoise and the Hare

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'