Molecular Marveler Pillows

Caution unstable molecules.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Catch this!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I donated my body to science..'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."