Molecule Mite Pillows

At the Museum

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

In the DNA Kitchen

Entropy.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

Great events in Chemistry...

A misery of mole hills

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"Needs a pinch of salt."

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

Compound Interest

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

August Kekule's dream

Carbon Dating - 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.'