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"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

At the Museum

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

In the DNA Kitchen

Entropy.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"Who had the rainforest vinaigrette?"

Great events in Chemistry...

A misery of mole hills

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"Needs a pinch of salt."

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

Compound Interest

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

August Kekule's dream