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COWS: Cow dustmite

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

At the Museum

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

'I had this two years ago.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"