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At the Museum

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

You are everywhere.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Early Football

'It's called a digital watch.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Community Bed de Luxe

Digital Dinosaur

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Penguin on skis.

'You are here.'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform