Dino-mite Explorer Gifts

At the Museum

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Get ready ... Get set ...

You are everywhere.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

"Now right-click on the icon."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'It's called a digital watch.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Distilled Elephant

Early Football

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Digital Dinosaur

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Community Bed de Luxe

Now on Facebook.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Penguin on skis.

'You are here.'