Dino-mite History Buff Gifts

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"You never take me in your arms!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Lizard Amusement Park

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Museum of Bones