Dino-mite History Buff Pillows

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Museum of Bones