Dino-mite History Buffs Gifts

'I told you we should have gone with a different design!'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"