Dino-mite History Buffs Gifts

'I told you we should have gone with a different design!'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"