Misplaced Mitten Enthusiasts Gifts

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Directions.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Early Football

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Directory: You are here

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'I told you we should have gone with a different design!'

'That can't be me. I know exactly where I am.'

"A ship!"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate' A guest is refused entry to the Softy-Wype toilet tissue masked ball.

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.