Dinosaur History Buff Gifts

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Tourists

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

Early photobombing

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Look! No hands!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Primitive magician

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Best before 65 million BC.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'