Dinosaur History Buff Gifts

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Tourists

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

65 Million Years Ago

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Best before 65 million BC.

Ideas Ahead of their Time