Dino-mite Football Fans Gifts

Early Football

At the Museum

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'No you can't keep it!'

Politically correct Xmas presents

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'It's called a digital watch.'

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

"I think the lines down!"

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."