Dino-mite Football Fans Gifts

Early Football

At the Museum

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'No you can't keep it!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Politically correct Xmas presents

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"I think the lines down!"

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

The GOP presents: Bachmann vs Palin! Battle for the dinosaur vote!

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."