Dino Adventurer Gifts

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'

"This had better be good, kid!"

A Walk on the Wild Side.

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

The Zoo.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"A little help, please."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'