Canine Adventurer Gifts

"Your bone."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Alice, apparently I'm taking King for a walk.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Dog on a plane.

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Buddhist photo albums,

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Dog fetches dice

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Walking in the woods.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.