Dinosaur Researcher T-Shirts

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

At the Museum

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Jurassic Pork

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'