Dinosaur Researcher Pillows

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

At the Museum

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

E=mc2.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Jurassic Pork

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."