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You are everywhere.

'You are here.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Prayer

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"It will be all your fault."