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You are everywhere.

'You are here.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Prayer

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"