Dust Mite Detective Pillows

COWS: Cow dustmite

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

At the Museum

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."