Duct Detective Pillows

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Hospital Departments

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Recalculating

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

You are here.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

You are Here

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Devil in the detail

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'