Defect Detective Pillows

Think Zero Defects

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Devil in the detail

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

When pedants take a break.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

"See...polystyrene!"

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'