Infection Detective Pillows

Communicable Diseases Unit Office Party

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Covid Lab Theory

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'I had this two years ago.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Criminal Germs

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'