Illness Detective Pillows

What's My Cough?

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

Criminal Germs

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"