Illness Detective Pillows

What's My Cough?

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Criminal Germs

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.