Healthcare Detectives Pillows

'I want to see a doctor who understands that I don't want to see him.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Criminal Germs

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'