Healthcare Detectives T-Shirts

'I want to see a doctor who understands that I don't want to see him.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Flu Vaccine.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'I had this two years ago.'

Criminal Germs

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'