Health Detectives T-Shirts

"A quick internet search stopped me worrying about my aching back...."

"Our war is against cancer."

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'I had this two years ago.'

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow