Health Detectives Gifts

"A quick internet search stopped me worrying about my aching back...."

"Our war is against cancer."

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'I had this two years ago.'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Criminal Germs

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'