Disease Detectives Gifts

"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

'Yes Mrs Flea, the tests show that you're carrying several deadly viruses, but none are harmful to you...'

Doctors' Tour

My Little Farm - Foot and Mouth Outbreak.

US has its first case of sexual transmitted Zika virus

'Looks like we've got another variant!'

Disease Management

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Fighting the Zika Virus

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"