Diagnosis Detectives Gifts

Doctor informing patient about a disease.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Criminal Germs

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'I had this two years ago.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."