Health Diagnosis Detective T-Shirts

"Give it to me straight, Doc. It's my infrastructure, isn't it?"

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Criminal Germs

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow