Infection Detective Mugs

Communicable Diseases Unit Office Party

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Lab Theory

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

'I had this two years ago.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"