
"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.
'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'
'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'
Germs in a hospital ward.
"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
"It's a flea collar: I don't want a plague on my conscience..."
'That's one antibiotic-resistant virus!'
"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
EHEC Bacterium
Disease Management
'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'
"You've got a nasty rash"
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioner. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
'Who do you suppose is this Bill Harzia everyone screams about? Someone who drowned here?'
"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."
"Long covid."
'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'
'Must start thinking outside the pox.'
Leprosy Research
R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.
Flu Vaccine.
Zika sexually transmitted
Covid Music
Strainspotting
"Well, your friend is wrong: Technically, we don't carry diseases, we carry disease carriers..."
Combating Zika
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases
'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'
Now landing at an airport near you.
The Zika Virus
"I don't know why...I just like to attack the upper respiratory tract."
"Heck...I understood pox."
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