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'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Great events in Chemistry...

Atoms Coach

Lab. The sugar molecule is prefectly symmetrical. it's Bambi-dextrose!

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Shaken not stirred

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Jerk Gene

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"