Molecule Mixer T-Shirts

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Bach Doubles

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

House trained cat

Urban Trail Mix

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Compound Interest

My Dog Scratch

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.