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"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'So Doc, if you write me a scrip for Relaxofy, is it okay if I'm still taking Stimulux, Enerjax and Krankmeup?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Interdisciplinary studies.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Wedding Chefs

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I think it's time we left...'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.