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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Veloci-Rapper

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Old songs made new

"Is that neat whisky?"

'..and one for the pot.'

Cowpunk

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Clam - The Dance Mix

Beethoven's 10th

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Mix Breed

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