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"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

George Michael

"An everything Martini, please."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Fish and color

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

Veloci-Rapper

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Pink.

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

Rock gods.

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'