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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

One-man band rehearsal.

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Old songs made new

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Piano Bar

Ah Ha!

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Clam - The Dance Mix

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

The DJ

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Social Networking .

Cow makes beautiful moosic.

Mix Breed

F&E Karaoke Club. Why are the superheroes here tonight? There was a false alarm. They rushed here when they heard somebody singing the song "Help!". Superman decided to stay and sing a Sinatra classic. Come fly with me ... The Hulk requested any song by Al Green or Green Day. Then The Flash will sing "Born to Run." And Thor ... I know! He's gonna sing "If I Had a Hammer"!

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.