Music Mixologist T-Shirts

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Angel and Devil Music.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

The DJ

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Veloci-Rapper

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'The first cocktail.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"A bloody Martian, please."