Mixers Pillows

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Veloci-Rapper

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Mary Berry

Cowpunk

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

My Dog Scratch

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

Mix Breed

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

DJ.