Mixer Enthusiast Pillows

Mary Berry

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

One-man band rehearsal.

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'These geek mixers never work.'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Natalie Merchant

House trained cat

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"Of course I had a good day."

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

Social Networking .

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Credit Crunch Punch.

"You know this is to solve your problems."

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

Cement mixer with mixer settings

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Mennonites in Black."