Mixer Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Natalie Merchant

'These geek mixers never work.'

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

House trained cat

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

"Of course I had a good day."

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

Credit Crunch Punch.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

"You know this is to solve your problems."

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

Social Networking .

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

Cement mixer with mixer settings

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Mennonites in Black."

"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"